Readers, you catch me in dire straits; I might have to go to court about a travel fine that I've been ignoring, and apparently could get sent to prison. How will I blog in jail? I've also been winning eBay bids that I can't afford to pay up for, what's going to happen to me?
On a lighter note, here is some funny Platform news:
And some photos from the British Fashion Awards afterparty:
Billie, 'bi-curious' JD.